I actually do like this. I always expect the Fourth of July to be something. 

I always think forests scare me but they don't. I am all the wrong clothes. I 

asked why baby wipes were in the men's room. I beg you don't bite off the 

spaghetti. I believe I can fly. I bet you can't resist. I bet you'll laugh if I 

say mullet. I can imagine a reach around. I can insert a few days. I can see 

through my new glasses. I can see you see my sickness. I cannot be 

transcribed. I can't help being coy or is that something else.  I can't keep 

my head on the table. I can't wait till I get to the point. I can't wait to go 

home and take off my clothes and poetry. I could be watching Harrison 

Ford. I could but who. I could care less. I could have said that. I could go 

on about sanity all day. I could why. I could write a book. I couldn't care 

less. I cringe to admit it. I derive much meaning from homes and am often 

quite unsatisfied. I didn't care about getting published. I do not believe in 

Divine shit. I do not miss the higher cover charge at Meow Mix for queer 

men. I don't care what it means. I don't care where your phone is. I don't 

have much control. I don't like the thought of Concord grapes. I don't 

think the word Nazi belongs in jokes. I don't think words that begin with b 

very often. I don't think thought thinks it has to be kept up with. I don't 

want to be a woman and then what. I don't want to make you sad but your 

existence is nogrammatical. I doubt you would settle for less. I feel like 

there are me bugs. I forgot that I was writing so it became something else. 

I forgot what I was just about to say. I gave up poetry and want to write 

jokes. I get embarrassed and want to be thought of.  I guess it's genetic. I 

had a friend who thought wasabi was guacamole. I had a friend who 

would dance with me only if I said I wasn't. I had a hard boiled egg. I had 

to choose a paint color. I hated my husband all day then he gave me six 

thousand dollars. I have a hard time. I have been published you know. I 

have no carrots for soup. I have so much fun. I have to wash the dishes. I 

hope I don't become so self centered as to mangle my things. I hope you 

come even though you don't like open mics. I hope you like boiled food. I 

just wish exercising didn't take so long. I keep returning to my hands. I 

knew a butchy dude who wore an apron everyone asked where are your 

hairpins. I knew a gal who was a butch everyone asked her why she didn't 

dust. I knew a guy who scratched his balls everyone said hey girlfriend. I 

knew a guy who was a faggot everyone called him a pretty maggot. I 

knew a guy with a little dick they cleared the dance floor. I knew a lovely 

lady who licked nobody would eat. I knew an older lesbian who scratched 

her balls everyone at Walmart said excuse me ma'am. I like anecdotes. I 

like to read gay and dream she meant something different. I look at a 

friends and think I love froth. I love Massachusetts. I love to be an asshole 

and it gets you a decent price. I love to say my husband in mixed compay 

my husband my husband. I loved colored dust. I made a lot of changes. I 

may not be radical but think of what a country this would be if our 

teachers were. I meant to like him. I might go see camouflage tomorrow. I 

miss the days of radical feminists when everybody knew who they were. I 

once knew of an executive who wore perfume. I read the remains of a car 

bomb. I recognize her but she was the same thing. I said something. I saw 

a guy walking out of an abandoned lot with blood coming from his nose. I 

saw a pink hummer that's a lie. I say God help me a lot in the toilet. I say 

shut up a lot to myself. I scared a prude. I seem to be a verb is a book. I 

think I'm a shy big shot sometimes when I'm art. I think I'll make chicken 

cutlets today. I think I've run out on me. I think she was in many ways. I 

think she's a little off. I thought how could I resist. I try to suit my 

husband's whimsy. I want to express but not necessarily myself. I want to 

write a girl letter. I was talking. I wish everyone could  believe. I wish 

everyone would listen. I wish I had a flat chest. I wonder if Holly 

Woodlawn is still in Hollywood. I wore size 36 to the gym with no belt. I 

wore women's jeans at my wedding. I work with a woman who doesn't 

recycle and has eight cats. I wouldn't recommend fisting because then you 

have to walk around with something up your ass. I'd like to know a in 

evey language. If Christ said that well. If God is a virgin what's a 

diamond. If I played a retarded person. If I was handsome I wouldn't be 

such a bitch. If I wasn't cute I wouldn't be so insecure. If I were multiple 

versions. If I were wiser would I be doing this. I'm going to do what I'm 

going to do it. If it was raining men would you water your plants. If it 

wasn't called the moon what would it look like. If love is approximate 

stop. If meditating depresses you stop. If non sequitirs annoy you it has 

nothing to do with it. If only. If only Yves Saint Laurent could have 

accepted his father. If there was no moon would you trust your astrologer. 

If we all prefer hind quarters there won't be any left. If you have it written 

down why are you doing it. If you get me in a fortune cookie frame me. If 

you give it time will it stop. If you live in a sunny place by the shore oh 

well. If you mean something by that you are a fool. If you take too much 

the words will sink. If you think I'm easy I'm off in ten minutes. If you 

think I'm clever you're not supposed to. If you think that drag is really you 

take it off. If you think you have nothing to say. If you were a syllable 

would you be in a noun. If you won't eat a pig why a cow. If you'll eat a 

cow why won't you eat your dog. If your life makes sense batten down the 

hatchet. If your life makes sense don't blame your parents. If your life 

makes sense hide. If your life makes sense I'm sorry. If your life makes 

sense I forgot what I was going to say. If your life makes sense there's 

something wrong with your doctor. If your life makes sense you need to 

get your money back. If you're depressed and your parents pay your rent 

shoot yourself. If you're having a problem try a stapler. I'm gonna sit right 

down and pretend I can fiddle. Ignorance is overwhelming. I'll never catch 

up. I'll watch one. I'm a happy dandelion. I'm beginning to think I say 

asshole a lot. I'm insulting. I'm looking forward to paint looking. I'm 

losing muscle tone in my ass.  I'm not going back to therapy let him call 

me. I'm not going to say what this is. I'm not going to the gym it's 

sprinkling. I'm not paying. I'm not really sure it's my ego. I'm not sure I'd 

like to see female ejaculation but I'd like to try it. I'm not sure about z. I'm 

not that horny so where does that leave me. I'm not your bubble. I'm 

obviously not over head. I'm OK you're OK is a phrase from another era. 

I'm on drugs. I'm predisposed to narrative chickens. I'm sick of reading. 

I'm so excited to decide which movies to watch tonight maybe I'm too 

strict with myself. I'm the only one with transparent flip flops. I'm 

thinking of writing a novel about an acrobat throwing lasers. I'm too old 

to wear my favorite shoes. I'm trying to be smarter. I'm waiting for my 

eyeleashes to fall out. Imagine an SUV made of bushes. Imagine 

cucumber. Imagine if daddy was a name of a pronoun. Imitate attention. 

Impeach the Upper East Side but watch out for the furniture. In my copy 

there was a missing period. In the boy bar nobody wants to know 

anything. In the girl bar everyone wants to know your name. Infinity is so 

cozy if you stop. Insane may as well. Intel is inside. Intense labor gives 

value to piece work. Invention rejected its parents. Ipods are an eternity 

with nonreplaceable batteries. Is art colored. Is collective thought. Is 

embarrassment based on flimsy gender. Is hunger stealing. Is ice 

imported. Is it really a bad thing for identity to get lost. Is marriage well. 

Is miss an ism. Is neurology biological. Is open white. Is that your hair. Is 

the building in which you are born there and if it does purposely. Is that 

figurine you. Is the moon sexist. Is that Roma barking for pig cheeks. Is 

there a the before Buddha. Is there anything wrong with the Orient. Is 

there such as thing as a dirty negative. Is this all I have to do. Is this 

stupid. Is this whole thing including this sentence. Is your father the way 

you wanted him. Islands live in a glass. It all looks like stew. It cannot be 

saved is a story. It clearly said word but I read dessert. It doesn't matter 

what you call it's still. It feels good to write narrative sentences watching 

collapse. It feels good watching alone. It feels so hot. It has to be at least 

four o'clock. It is everyone's business that people cover their faces in 

public. It is not pointless to matter. It is poetry. It might be a hairspray 

reflection. It might be easier to be way out there. It was a very thin closet. 

It wouldn't be the end of the world but I'd rather not be dead. It's about 

time. It would be fun to be in style. It's all about me he said to the ant. It's 

all about your look. It's been clear for days and I haven't seen the coast. 

It's easy for you to laugh you have beautiful hair. It's easy to be funny 

when you're an insult. It's easy to say you want a family if you have one. 

It's impossible to keep up with thought. It's no accident what meaning was 

chosen. It's no light it's just something. It's none of your business that he's 

strapping. It's not goodbye it's tonight. It's not like they were just 

invented. It's not wasted if you don't. It's OK. It's really very simple said 

the farmer to the philosopher. It's the same thing everyday. It's time for a 

change. It's time to air it out. It's your prerogative as a queen to be a bitch.